*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
*What do you call a male lady bug?
*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.
*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?