quarta-feira, março 04, 2009

Bush Scores for AD&D

17th -level politician Chaotic Neutral Human Strength: 10 Intelligence: 2 Wisdom: 2 Constitution: 12 Dexterity: 4 (no one remembers the choking incident?) Charisma: 7 Luck: 38 Special Abilities: Logic Mirror; able to instantly reverse any logical argument making the caster the target e.g. Warrior casts "Vietnam Coward" and spell is instantly reversed back at Warrior as "Swiftboat Scam". Anti-Misunderestimation; attackers must roll 2xd20 and score higher than Bush's luck or lose all elections.

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