1. We are experts on sexual selection and reproduction
2 .We know anatomy well (know what works and where)
3. We are always willing to experiment
4. We do everything 10x 40x 100x bigger and better
5. We're trained to follow instructions with flawless accuracy!
6. Can go through a 300 page book in a day.
7.We’ll find genetic, physiological and evolutionary excuse(explanation) for every panic attack or strange behaviour
8. We are used to working long hours
9. We're not afraid of organic liquids of all sorts, or of anything alive for that matter.
10. We believe that any kind of organism and (almost)every action is normal and acceptable.
11. We are experts in neurology and can understand what our partner needs each time and when of course he/she is truly satisfied.